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Bozyk's repository of the best pics in the world. Just because he says so.

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    ...and this is why Peter Cottontail has a spa day before easter every year.
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    My favorite story of the day: horrible pranksters are tipping SMART Cars.

    Admit it...you've wanted to do it.
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    Here it is...the next iPad upgrade. Pretty snazzy. We're waiting for more details, but more info isn't expected to be available before tomorrow, April 2nd.
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    Happy St. Pat's Day! If you're feeling compelled to turn things green today, here are some ideas
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    Josh from Paddy's and yours truly (Bozyk) with our submissions in the #Paddystache contest (ends 3/15. info here)
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    I work with bunch of truly great, fun, bright people. This is as many of them as I could get into one photo booth picture.

    MORE JP WISERS MANCAVE UPGRADE PHOTOBOOTH PICS HERE
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    You’re in what you think is any other lane except that it’s ‘fast’. One of us approaches you from behind at 65+ (and you look down to see you’re going 58 and you switch to your smug ‘justified’ face because the sign says 55). While behind you, the driver begs you to move over. Oh, how you should – the law says that you should, and quickly. But you don’t. The driver tries to be patient and now more cars start lining up behind him. There’s a quick flash of the high-beams, and your ego decides that you’ll be stubborn (and in some cases you actually slow down ON PURPOSE or brake hard). In most cases you don’t even care about the flashing lights, but you actually start complaining about the guy riding your bumper – maybe you’ll text about it…. Now there’s five or six vehicles lined up behind you, while you have enough distance ahead of you to land a jumbo jet and plenty of room to move over. Now the eighth vehicle back swerves across two lanes of traffic to go around not only you and the cars lined up behind you, but also around the slower cars in the two lanes to your right – only to find that there’s NO good reason for you to be IN THE WAY!! MOVE OVER. You don’t have to be stubborn. It’s not your lane. You don’t have to be self-righteous. Please be part of the solution and not the problem. Move right unless you’re passing a slower vehicle (not one travelling at the same speed you are). Don’t be the cause of traffic jams and the REASON for road rage – No one was angry until they came up behind YOU.
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    Pretty much...yeah.
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    I'm not necessarily admitting guilt, I'm just saying that does appear to be someone very similar in appearance to me driving a similar make and model. This person, though, clearly has no respect for the law and seems to be flipping off the Police Photo Van.
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    Happy Valentine's Day! If today is a solo mission for you, maybe you just need to work on your technique. Nothing creepy about a make-out pillow. Nothing creepy at all...
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    The person who created this is a genius / sick individual
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    The first compliment that comes to mind with regard to the '14 Mustang: "She's got a GGRREAT ASS" (all due credit to Pacino).

    click here for more Portland Int'l Auto Show photos
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    image via eBay. Wanna buy a velocoraptor cage? This is the original prop from the '93 Steven Spielberg movie Jurrassic Park. Check it out here
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    The new STEEL PANTHER album cover is priceless. The new video is pretty incredible too!
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    This is one of the coolest pieces of wearable tech I've seen yet. watch the concept video here
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    Hear, hear!!
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    We're just going to have to accept the fact that Motley Crue isn't going to be around forever. Looks like the farewell tour announcement is is coming January 28
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    She had her gun holstered where?!? GTFOH! "A domestic dispute over space aliens escalated Saturday morning when a lingerie-clad New Mexico woman allegedly pointed a silver handgun at her boyfriend, a weapon she retrieved from her vagina, where it had been placed while the accused was performing a sex act, police allege."
    click here to read the whole story
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    Here's the result of the Victory Motorcycle that Nikki Sixx & Kerri Kasem have been talking about designing for the last several weeks. click here to read Kerri's interview with MotorcycleUSA.com about the process.
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    Judas Priest on The Simpsons this Sunday (1/5)! Will Arnett, Judd Apatow, Rob Halford, Leslie Mann, Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, and Channing Tatum make guest appearances. Homer becomes annoyed with movie theaters, so Bart teaches him how to download movies illegally. Homer is delighted with his discovery of free movies until he’s caught for piracy on the “Steal This Episode” episode. image via judaspriest.com
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    SUPERHERO MOD REN: Check out this gallery of superheroes re-imagined as Renaissance masterpieces.
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    This man is charged (hahaha! wait for it...you'll get it) with possession of an electric weapon charge, a felony count carrying a maximum six-year prison term (and a fine of up to $10,000) in Wisconsin. Why? Because his wife lost a bet with him on the Packers/Bears game, and the loser was getting tased! Read the amazing police report HERE
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    [1/4] Any self-respecting Steelers fan has to at least consider making an offer on this. The chandeliers are included!! Here's the original ad
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    [2/4] Old school...3 Rivers Stadium!! Here's the original ad
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    [3/4] Any self-respecting Steelers fan has to at least consider making an offer on this. The chandeliers are included!! Here's the original ad
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    [4/4] The finest caddy I have ever laid eyes on!! Here's the original ad
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    Crap! Some a-hole Slashed my tires.
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    This?
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    (1) I thought it would be a really nice gesture to the ladies I work with to give them a gift, so I got this: The Tee Time.
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    (2) I even set it up for them, gave them an easy cup placement.
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    (3) I commissioned local golf experts inspect the green.
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    (4) Fast Forward 18 hours: This is the thanks I get? I'm feeling awfully unappreciated here.
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    The panel of judges from the US Air Guitar Portland Qualifier on Saturday (6/29) at Dante's. This video sums it all up nicely.
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    Yet more evidence that there is no limit to the ingenuity of the motivated Booze Ninja.
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    Coming soon to a prison gift shop near you...
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    Isn't Lebron going to feel like an a-hole if the Spurs bounce the Heat tonight? I'm pretty sure he's still a 1X Champion while this shoe is being released. I wonder if that means thousands of South American & African kids are about to get the new Nike Lebron if the San Antonio does drop the heat. read more / more pics here
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    Have fun with this one, Wendy's. I'm sure Taco Bell will have some advice for you.
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    The Red Rocker got a street in his home town named after nim. Do you suppose there's a speed limit? I hope there are no schools nearby.
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    You never thought there'd turn out to be a down-side of those Doritos taco shells, did you? Here it is
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    I'm not the world's biggest scotch fan, but I don't mind celebrating it. This was my entry for the art-portion of the Ardbog, an annual celebration of Ardbeg. I got there too late for the sheep toss, but I came in 2nd with 'Jean-Luc PicARDBEG'
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    New MACHETE KILLS movie poster. I wonder if the producers owe Mike Meyers anything for ripping off the machine gun jubblies bit?
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    Here you go: this is what a pencil looks like after being lodged in the nasal cavity for 15 years. And I'll bet you could still write with that. It's gotta be a Dixon. That's quality pencil construction.
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    It's true...Ranch Dressing Soda is a thing. You can thank me when you see me for bringing this to your attention.
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    Here's a great idea for a weekend activity (depending on the level of recollection of said weekend you'd like to have)
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    I hope you're having one of these days today! Cheers!
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    This is the Muppet Movie that needs to get made. Maybe Frank Miller could write it?
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    Steven Munhollon will never regret this for a minute, I'm sure. He opted to have Cleveland hero Charles Ramsay's face tattooed on his lower leg. Right next to Chuck Norris (natch. where else could it go?)
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    Awesome! Manti Te'o girlfriend makes MAXIM's hot 100 list. Read her bio HERE
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    Talk about brilliant packaging. How about a vodka you need a background check to purchase? Check out the story HERE
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    Sebastian Bach: "I walked over and Dave and I planned on talking for a bit and then catching some Z's, but we ended up Laughing and singing & carrying on together for hours!! We got asked to keep it down after a while from the people next to us. 'Scuse us for livin'!" How cool is that? Check out the whole story HERE
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    AC/DC beer? Yes, that is now a real thing. Check it out HERE
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    If I tried to tell my 7 year-old self that I would meet the Incredible Hulk, I'm pretty sure my little head would have exploded. Click HERE to watch the interview
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    Happy Valentine's Day: new heights in bad decision making. I'm sure someone at Illinois thought this would be funny...
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    The new Monopoly piece (replacing the Iron) is this. A cat. We could'a had a robot...or a guitar...or an XBOX controller.
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    Check out the WALKING DEAD "Dead Yourself" app. brilliant!
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    The president shot skeet once, and now it's forever immortalized in the form of an action figure! Check it out here
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    Steelers' future Hall of Famer Hines Ward is DEAD! Here's a shot of Hines' upcoming cameo on WALKING DEAD. He still doesn't look as bad a Roethlisberger on a bender.
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    An eBay oops! you're not supposed to include nudity in your posting. See the uncensored picture here
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    Remember this guy's name? I had one when I was a kid. If you give up, click HERE
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    1/8/13: In honor of what would have been Elvis' 78th birthday, I give you this: Elvis Presley wearing Chuck Taylors on the set of BAD HABIT with Mary Tyler Moore
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    How much of a jackass do you need to be for a gang of fellow passengers to tape you to a seat AND tape your mouth shut? This Much
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    12/30/12: Worst bruise I've ever had. I found a stump hidden in the snow while boarding. I can't show the whole picture because this bruise extends into the deepest recesses of my "undercarriage," but I thought it was worth documenting.
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    The WHo was amazing at the 12.12.12 show, but what's up with Roger Daltrey's POW scars? Looks like he & Rambo were in the same detention camp...
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    How often do you check your Windows hidden settings?
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    Debate 2012 Drinking Game!
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    Sweet tatt! I wonder what this guy charges. Look out Kat Von D. But wait...there's more
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    The so-called face Slimmer was launched in Japan, late last year, by a well-known cosmetic company called Glim. It’s a weird-looking rubbery thing that looks a lot like the mouth of a blow-up doll, and it supposedly solves your sagging face problem while giving you that coveted duck-face look. You know, the one every “cool” teenager poses with in their Facebook photos.
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    The dangers of crowd-sourcing: Mountain Dew tried to get people to vote on names for their new Granny Smith Apple-flavor. 4Chan decided they wanted to play and it's all downhill from there.
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    I know I'm in no position to call anyone fat, but damn. That's a lotta Axl.
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    Smart allecky Scottish brewery BrewDog unveiled this limited edition IPA as a protest against corporate sponsorship of the Olympics. Their ingredient list (supposedly) contains the following substances that have been banned for athletes competing in the Olympics: 1. Creatine 2. Guarana 3. Lycii Berries 4. Kola Nut 5. Gingko 6. Matcha Tea 7. Maca Powder 8. Steroids (Although a spokesperson for the brewery admits steroids were only brewed into the initial test batch...you cannot purchase Never Mind The Anabolics with actual anabolics.)
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    It's the 9 year old in all of us that makes Olympic Divers photoshopped on the can hilarious. It's OK to laugh, just don't let anyone see you...
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    KISS - DESTROYER RESSURRECTED The re-issue features the original cover art that was thought too controversial for the time. Read more at Blabbermouth
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    I was sure this was photoshopped, but this is apparently a real fish. That has eerily human-looking teeth. That can kill you by gnawing off your testicles
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    40 years old and she's still got it. Cheers to Jenny McCarthy.
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    Holy crap! What an awesome idea. Or maybe it just seems that way because it's almost lunch.
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    Tyrion rules the 7 kingdoms, even if he needs a booster seat to sit in the Iron Throne. Half Man! Half Man!
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    Women are so much easier to understand when there's a cheat code. UP-UP-DOWN-LEFT-RIGHT-LEFT-RIGHT. Now she's making you a sandwich...
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    What? "Billy The Exterminator" uses drugs?!? Here are the mugshots of him and his surprisingly cute wifey. File this under LEAST SHOCKING NEWS OF THE DAY. My question is: what the hell is synthetic marijuana and if it's still illegal, what's the point? Here's the full story
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    If you don't think this is the creepiest thing you've seen today, then you need to read this story. Just wow...
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    Bob Dylan gets the presidential medal of freedom from President Barack Obama. That's just cool. Malcolm Jones wrote a great commentary piece about the honor.
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    Our first look at the new Anchorman movie. Sold.
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    Spidey missed the 1st weekend, quarter billion dollar party. Lucky for him (in the Least Surprising News of the Day dept.) AVENGERS 2 is in the early stages of developement.
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    If Kate Upton is phor us, then who can be against us? Go Philly Flyers! Phuck the Devils
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    Stay classy, San Francisco football fans. I expect this from Oakland.
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    Everything you ever needed to know about getting knocked out can be found right here. Lavarn Harvell's knockout of Tony Pietrantonio in Atlantic City, N.J., on Saturday caught on camera. (He walked out of the ring under his own power, but doubt he know what year it was)
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    Mitt Romney quotes + Lucille Bluth pictures = pure genuis! More HERE
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    Now that Coachella has opened the Pandora's box of dead musicians performing, it won't be long until this line-up happens
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    Nike unveils the new Seahawks unis today, leading one to wonder what they have against Seattle. Yikes!
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    Here's the first look at Johnny Depp as Tonto and Armie Hammer as The Lone Ranger. Whaddya think?
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    Start at the top of this Christina picture & work your way down. It gets so right, then goes so horribly wrong. What is happening here?
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    So Rush Limbaugh is writing apparel care tags now?
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    Stands to reason who should be on the cover of the tequila edition of CIGAR & SPIRITS magazine. Mas tequila! http://www.cigarandspirits.com/cigar-spirits-magazine/
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    Interesting product placement. Too little, too late?
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    This Is What Tom Brady Looked Like As The Lion From The Wizard Of Oz In The 8th Grade...
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    ...and this is what it looks like when Bozyk is Bradying. http://instagr.am/p/GwQ0_ZDOuH/
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    To all my friends, departed & dear, And the friends I drink with here, I raise a Jamie's & hope that at least If not in this life, in the next your soul finds peace http://instagr.am/p/GsP_mOjOi1/
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    Swarzenegger: ""After all the action, stunts & physical abuse shooting The Expendables 2 and The Last Stand, it was time for a little tune up on my shoulder. Look who was coincidentally waiting in line behind me for his shoulder surgery. Now we're ready for another round of great times and action when we shoot The Tomb." "
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    Special makeup effets artist Kevin Kirkpatrick made these prosthetic models of Beavis and Butt-Head to show what the cartoon legends would look like in real life.
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    I'm definitely going to have nightmares.
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    I think this is going to give me nightmares
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    FTD Needs to get on this...quick.
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    Oregon Ducks RB LaMichael James isn't exactly in fearless mode on the Disney Land Space Mountain roller coaster. I doubt we'll see this face at the Rose Bowl.
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    Which is a better Christmas present: This iPhone 4 cover that looks like a cassette tape...
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    ...or the Steelers-themed luchador mask. (FYI: my Mexican Wrestler name is El Kulo Toxico
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    Here's how Jon Bon Jovi responds to the greatly exaggerated reports of his death
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    a new DARK KNIGHT RISES poster image released Dec. 12, 2011
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    Classic example of the hospitality a Steelers Fan gets in Cleveland. This is from my last trip to Cleveland Browns Stadium (another Steelers victory of course)
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    "Take your mix tape and..." This is from a new coffee table book of interesting x-rays. Great title: STUCK UP
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    The Muppets take on pretty, sparkly vampires! This is one of a series. See more HERE
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    My two favorite images from Halloween 2011: acting legend Harrison Ford as a buttrocker...
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    ...and giant fake boobs as Garfield the Cat.
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    That wicked set of knives/machetes that Carl found in WALKING DEAD s02e01? Made right here in Oregon
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    A creepy scene from the ALICE COOPER: WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE maze, new this year at Universal Studios/California. More info HERE
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    David Bowie's "Space Oddity" has been turned into a children's picture book. It's a tragic story, but a brilliant piece of work. Read more at Wired.com
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    Inspiration by http://chickswithstevebusc​emeyes.tumblr.com/
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    For sale: 28,287 square-foot stage. Slightly used. U2 is taking offers for their 360 Tour stage, known as The Claw. See more at HERE
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    new image from THE DARK KNIGHT RISES. Ann Hathaway as Selena Kyle/CAtwoman on the Batcycle. Hot!
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    D'oh!
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    Meet 99-year old Rachel Gilbert, whose 100th birthday present was taking a few hot laps at New HAmpshire Motor Speedway in a NASCAR pace vehicle. And her right turn signal was on the whole time.
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    Tom Hardy as Bane in THE DARK KNIGHT rises, the final installment of the Chris Nolan Batman movies. All signs point to yes.
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    Here's the truck that will be attempting a world-record jump at this year's Indy 500. I don't think I'd be willing to try this in anything labeled "Hot Wheels"
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    via deadline.com
    These action shots from the set of the new Wonder Woman TV series gives me that deep down funny feeling.
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    Awesome! portrait of 3X heavyweight champion Muhammad Ali, using 1,300 punching bags, 6.5 miles of stainless steel cable, & 2,500 pounds of aluminum pipe. More pics HERE
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    Bozyk and one of the more "brave" contestants from the Ski Bowl Snow Beach Party Pond Skim Competition. 03/19/11
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    One of the highlights from a hilarious series of wedding photos by a Russian couple. See more HERE
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    cover of the new Journey album (on sale 5/24 @ WalMart). Steve Perry is not back; it features their new singer Arnel Pineda
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    Motley Crue singer Vince Neil's mugshot for his most recent speeding/DUI arrest
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    NASA image of the storm covering 1/3 of the US on 2/1/2011
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    In the future, we will all be Ozzy & Sharon's children.
    More from the Rolling Stone magazine pictures from the set of Ozzy & Justin Bieber's BEST BUY Super Bowl commercial
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    A famous restaurant chain prepares to roll out the ill-advised "McGrubwich"
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    There is something poetic about the Steelers heading to Dallas to play in a Super Bowl that the Cowboys will not be paticipating in.
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    "This Is Gonna Hurt: Music, Photography And Life Through The Distorted Lens Of Nikki Sixx" (Apr.12) includes a foreword by Sixx's ex-girlfriend, tattoo artist Kat Von D
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    Bret Michael's '69 Camaro being auctioned at Barret-Jackson. Check out the auction HERE
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    A man carries a lamb home as he drives on a motorcycle in the municipality of San Antonio de Los Banos in Havana, Cuba, (AP Photo/Franklin Reyes)
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    Greatest License Plate Ever Made
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    In case you were wondering how Bozyk's coat stays so healthy & shiney...his diet is high in Unicorn.
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    Darth Vader: Grill master. We're now positive that Jar-Jar will not appear in any future Star Wars movies.
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    When Nicky Hayden is ready to retire...
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    Nativity. Tasty, tasty Nativity.
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    That's a mighty powerful snowblower.
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    I don't know what sort of job this is designed for. I just know I want that job.
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    I've got your ticket to Hollywood right here, pal.