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Not-So-Christmas-y Christmas Decorations

Enjoy a heapin' helpin' of Holiday FAIL!

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    Teletubbies? You can't be serious.
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    This was actually still up from Halloween. It just needed a few bows to "Christma-fy" it.
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    To boldy go where no holiday has gone before...
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    Christmas for paddle junkies
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    I wonder what the owner of this house does for a living? Bet he gives away toothbrushes at Halloween too
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    A Christmas Truck? Sure, why not. Toss the presents in the bed.
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    The Flying Spaghetti Monster celebrates Christmas?
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    "If that thing had nine lives, he spent 'em all" -- Cousin Eddie
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    You try holding it when the reindeer are bouncing YOUR sleigh around after about 50,000 hot chocolates
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    A 3-hour tour...
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    Is that Christmas I smell?
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    Christmas Light stew for dinner.
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    Oh Keg-mas tree, oh Keg-mas tree...
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    For the record, it is NEVER o.k to park your car on the lawn, even when drawn by 8 tiny reindeer
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    Apparently Santa Claus and Kenny from South Park have about the same life expectancy.
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    Christmas display or acid flashback?
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    Rush Limbaugh's neighbor?
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    Nope, just lazy.
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    On the twelfth day of Christmas...well I was pretty much hammered by then.
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    The tragic mid-air accident that Captain Sullenberger could NOT avoid.
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    Due to his record of "creative" holiday lighting, Adam was suspended from the rain gutter until after the New Year before the neighbors took notice...
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    It sure is easier to pack this way.
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    It's a cousin-kissin', white-lightnin'-sippin', NASCAR-watchin' red neck Christmas.
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    Christmas is the time to show I love you
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    Santa pours 'em EXTRA stiff this time of year.
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    Santa has shipped all the jobs to SE Asia and is a fully mobile operation now.
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    Clearly a member of the Pen 15 Club.
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    The cover of the limited-edition "Everybody Poops Christmas," on sale now at fine booksellers everywhere
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    Santa does give bonus presents for honesty.
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    That Christmas Light stew is going to be on a few tables this year...
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    Cue the Miami Vice theme (Jingle Bell re-mix)
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    Where did YOU think little reindeer came from?
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    Judging by the morning after pic, the King of Kings throws one helluva birthday party.
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    Merry Geek-mas
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    That's about as rare a trophy as they come...