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Worst Valentine's Day Gifts

Whether you love or hate Valentine's Day, we can all agree that these gifts are a sure-fire ways to kill your relationship. Check out the all-time Worst Valentine's Day Gifts!

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    Self-help books
    No one wants to be told they need self-help from someone they're sleeping with
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    Deodorant
    Even if you call your honey "Stinky" this won't win you any brownie points.
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    Age-Hiding Cosmetics
    Pointing out your girlfriend's crow's feet will send her kicking and screaming.
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    "Male Enhancement"
    V-Day doesn't stand for Viagra.
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    Facebook "Gifts"
    Facebook "gifts" - if your love can only be expressed virtually, you've got bigger problems.
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    Over-sized Lingerie
    Lingerie that's too big. Don't remind your lady of her, uh, shortcomings, unless you're man enough to be held responsible for your own!
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    Gym Membership
    MAYBE you can get away with it for New Year's, but on Valentine's Day the LAST thing you want to do is tell your partner you want them to shape up.
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    Faux Romantic Setting
    Really?
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    Cheap Champ
    Celebrating Valentine's Day with the cheapest bottle of champagne says you're not invested in the relationship... literally.
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    Thinly Veiled Hints
    Will you be my Valentine? Only if you stop snoring!
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    Too Small Lingerie
    You think getting her a size too big was bad? Try buying her something you WISH she fit into...
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    Bittersweets
    This mean take on conversation hearts will surely shut up your lover.
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    Obvious Last-Minute Gifts
    ANYTHING from the seasonal aisle at the nearest drug store is a no-no.
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    Weight Watchers
    Even if your significant other is overweight... this is NOT the time.
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    Hair Removal Products
    Grooming products are a no-no. Especially ones that say "I love you, but you're hairy."
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    Mouthwash
    Two-time loser...hygiene products AND thinly veild hints. Don't be surprised not to smell morning breath when you sleep on the couch
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    Bait and Switch
    Don't wrap something other than a ring in a jewelryt box. If she thinks she's getting jewelry, she'd BETTER be getting jewelry.
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    Sharp Ojects
    Even if you don't remember how badly you messed up Valentines Day last year, guaranteed she does. Why tempt fate?